DMM, Nutaku, and Mobile Game Trash.
Started playing AzurLane on a whim (and an Android emulator, because I don't have a phone). Wasn't prepared to find fashy waifu heaven.


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I also joined in the middle of some kind of German battleship event but I don't think I'll be able to work my way up the ranks quickly enough to stand a chance at getting them (the easiest event stage fucks me in my beginner ass). Will put in the effort, though.
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Western version of Destiny Child released, I think you'd have fun with that one too. Lots of cuties.
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That doesn't look bad either. Not going to add another one of these games to the pile, though. Two is already too many.

Anyway, more German ships (tits edition):

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The twin sister of #3 (with eyepatch) is also on her way, assuming I can clear the last stage (which I can't, but I have 9 days left to grind levels).

Then I'll have all but three of the German boatgirls in the current build of the game (!), which has to be obscene luck considering I haven't spent a dime.
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Nice boat!

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I have 11 SR's now (and 52.9% of all the ships in the current build) without having paid a dime. Weird how a literal mobile game is far more generous and less predatory than the Nutaku browser ones.
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Knock knock knockin' on Murphy's Door~
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What? SRs have a 7% drop rate (9% during events) and you get enough reliable free currency to draw about 75 times a month from login rewards and daily tasks alone. Compared to something like Flower Knight Girl with its 0.5% drop rate and non-renewable income that's really generous. AzureLane makes money by selling $25 skins to whales, but since they have no effect on gameplay I just look at them in the shop instead.


Anyway, I don't know how to embed webms but here's one of a... bird getting a footjob: https://webmshare.com/KAMLV
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I thought you were kidding about the webm.
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AzurLane status: still somehow uncensored.



In other news, the reward for 1,000 consecutive daily logins in Flower Knight Girl is... nothing!
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Those are just bikini folds™


Also it's uncensored because it makes enough money for google to turn a blind eye.
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Behold: the Nutaku console, a $169 machine running the the Nutaku store app and a flash player. What a time to be alive.
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Rejected names:

Ou-la-la
Ohyeah
Sexbox
Laystation
Sixty-Ninetendo
The "Can we actually charge people for this?" Machine
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Well OK. I wonder if anyone will buy one even just for the meme value of it. I see screencaps of dipshits from reddit blow their money all the time so those fucks probably would buy this too.
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If it came with all their games (present and future), free premium, and all pay-to-win bullshit removed it might be worth it.
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(02-01-2019, 10:23 AM)DuckSquared Wrote: If it came with all their games (present and future), free premium, and all pay-to-win bullshit removed it might be worth it.

Even then, is it really worth it? Most of those games are either non-game VN shit or mobage trash with only the gacha keeping them alive.
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(02-01-2019, 03:28 PM)Kro Wrote:
(02-01-2019, 10:23 AM)DuckSquared Wrote: If it came with all their games (present and future), free premium, and all pay-to-win bullshit removed it might be worth it.

Even then, is it really worth it? Most of those games are either non-game VN shit or mobage trash with only the gacha keeping them alive.

I dunno, I'm just saying the console alone is far too much, and maybe a few GB of anime tiddy might make it more palatable.
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