inb4 she gets stoned

0/10 no hijab

Discount Monster Hunter?

It's catchy

He looks like someone turfed his head.

Cultural appropriation of the Japanese professio n

Nobody is surprised.

boi

His shirt is transphobic, it only mentions boys and girls.

It's just that I thought I saw a giant bandicoot being interviewed.

You aren't dead yet no

Worth it

Did I drink too much?

Nani

4deep8me

Sounds like Laurie Anderson.

O SUPERMAN

"Fuck vapers" is a message I can get behind.

Winners don't do drugs

People still care about modern tomb raider?

Come to think of it, there's been a shit ton of Switch announcements

Good choice for the category then.

Obra Dinn looks cool if nothing else

Did RDR2 even have music?

That Rockstar under-the-counter money sure paid off.

lol red dead again

That's just who we need to present a game award.

Oh hey, the frontman from Panic at the Disco.

Reminder that the main show has been going on longer than the pre-show did, but so far the pre-show has had more awards.

I'm too drunk to answer difficult questions like that.

Does Heartstone count as a video game?

We need gender equality in monkeys.

Now we just need a female black protagonist

"actual gameplay" - five second clips of automated sequences.

Finally, a black protagonist.

>Odyssey >Takes place in Africa

THEY JUST HAD TO ADVERTISE THE EPIC GAMES STORE

DAMN IT

Bishounen Bastion.

Okay, it has a cute dog, I'm sold.

Is he saying "Far Cry" or "Fuck High"?

Nah, it's not rigged. They just "invested".

Red Dead rigged the awards (not that I've played any of their competition)

NOT VIDYA

McLaren are pretty well known, they're not low tier at all.

My family is full of car fanatics, but I have never heard of that brand. They must be pretty low tier among sport cars

Wow, a McLaren 570S. That will completely change my Rocket League experience.

This will be the first of 42 ads for Rocket League.

Yay, Rocket League DLC.

Damn it DLC

Helping cripples play vidya is a noble endeavor

Yeah, that was a weird choice.

Better than that woman who made ports of arcade games

Could've made worse choices.

At least they have gameplay

lol all that hype for a sports game dev

A wild Jonah Hill appears.

Thanos confirmed for smash

lol nice to see disney putting that fox buyout to use

That's the first one.

Wow. A trailer with gameplay.

Oh good, I thought it was a telltale game

Pfft

I dunno, last year the violinist(?) showed nipple.

My memory is unclear, but I think this is marginally better than last year

This is the worst boy band ever.

Would be nice to see a game with some gameplay at some point though.

I like Stanley Parable though, I'll give that a free pass because it makes me laugh.

all of the walking simulators

Wow, they're just piling through the awards now.

My favourite thing about this is how they give out awards during the pre-show so they can make more time in the main show for ads.

Huh, I guess the Japanese haven't caught onto the joke yet

I'm already two shots down, send help.

Huh, it's airing in 13 minutes

That's something

They have game previews at least

I didn't think people like that existed.

Someone who apparently sees it as a legitimate event.

I didn't know either until someone told me.

That's tonight? Might as well I suppose.